“Columbia’s Greasy Spoon Since Everyone’s Favorite Virus”

Appetizers

Hash Browns $4

Add Bacon, Cheddar, Chili, Ham, Jalapeno, Mushroom, Onion or Tomato $1

Fries $6

Cheese Fries $8

Chili Cheese Fries $10

Onion Rings $6

Jalapeno Chips $10

Beer-Battered Jalapeno Slices with Blue Cheese or Ranch

Fried Pickles $10

Beer-Battered Pickles with Blue Cheese or Ranch

Fried Mushrooms $10

Beer-Battered Mushrooms with Blue Cheese or Ranch

Fish Nuggets $10

Hand-Breaded Swai Nuggets with Bang Bang

Nuggets Tenders Wings

Available Plain or Tossed in Buffalo, Carolina BBQ, Granby-Style Dry Rub, Hot, Lemon Pepper Dry, Lemon Pepper Wet, Sweet Chili, Teri-Hot or Teriyaki with Blue Cheese, Honey Mustard or Ranch.

Chicken Nuggets $10 (10)

Chicken Tenders $12 (5)

Chicken Wings $14 (10)

Breakfast

Triple Stack $8

Three Flapjacks with Butter & Syrup

Two-Eyed Texans $8

Two Sunny Side Up Eggs Dropped Inside Two Slices of French Toast with Butter & Syrup

Two Egg Breakfast $10

Two Eggs Served Any Style with Bacon, Ham or Sausage, Hash Browns & Toast

Olympia Omelet $12

A Three Egg Omelet with Cheddar, Your Choice of Three Ingredients, Hash Browns & Toast

(Bacon, Green Pepper, Ham, Jalapeno, Mushroom, Onion, Sausage or Tomato)

Chicken & Pancakes $14

Hand-Breaded Chicken Tenders & Three Flapjacks with Butter & Syrup

Breakfast Sandwiches

Breakfast Sandwiches are Served with Fries, Hash Browns or Onion Rings.

Bacon, Egg & Cheese $10

Ham, Egg & Cheese $10

Sausage, Egg & Cheese $10

Big Nasty $14

Bacon, Ham, Sausage, Egg & Pepper-Jack on Toast

Hamburgers

Burgers are Traditionally Topped & Served on a Brioche Bun with Fries, Hash Browns or Onion Rings.

Granby Burger $12

Cheeseburger $13

Double Cheeseburger $17

Pimento Cheeseburger $13

Patty Melt $13

Onion, Mayo, Mustard & Pepper-Jack on Toast

Mushroom, Onion & Provolone $13

Mushroom, Onion & Provolone

Bacon Cheeseburger $14

Bacon & Cheddar

Mr. Knozit Burger $14

Bacon & Pimento Cheese

Black & Blue Burger $14

Bacon, Cajun & Blue Cheese Crumbles

Chili Cheeseburger $14

Crockpot Chili & Shredded Cheddar

Jalapeno Ghost Pepper-Jack $15

Jalapeno & Ghost Pepper-Jack

Psycho Burger $15

Ham, Egg, Bacon & Cheddar

Beyond Burger $14

Plant-Based Beyond Meat

Beyond Patty Melt $15

Plant-Based Beyond Meat, Onion, Mayo, Mustard & Pepper-Jack on Toast

Salads

Our Salads Feature a Local Baby Lettuce Mix from Freshly Grown Farms, Green Pepper, Onion, Mushroom & Tomato.

Dressings Include Balsamic Vinaigrette, Blue Cheese, Honey Mustard & Ranch.

Spring Mix Salad $10

Portobello Salad $13

Grilled Portobello & Blue Cheese Crumbles

Cheeseburger Salad $14

Burger Patty & Shredded Cheddar

Chef Salad $14

Bacon, Ham, Turkey & Shredded Cheddar

Shrimp Salad $15

Fried Shrimp & Blue Cheese Crumbles

Cobb Salad $17

Grilled Chicken Breast, Bacon, Ham & Shredded Cheddar

Sandwiches

Sandwiches are Served with Fries, Hash Browns or Onion Rings.

Grilled PB&J $8

Peanut Butter & Grape Jelly on Toast

Grilled Cheese $8

Cheddar, Pepper-Jack & Provolone or Pimento Cheese on Toast

BLT $10

Bacon, Lettuce, Tomato & Mayo on Toast

Club $13

Bacon, Ham, Turkey, Lettuce, Tomato & Mayo on Toast

Whaley Whaler $12

Fried Swai, Cabbage, Onion, Lettuce, Tomato & Bang Bang on a Brioche Bun

Hoagies

Hoagies are Served on Amoroso Philly Rolls with Fries, Hash Browns or Onion Rings.

Cheddar Wit Onions $13

Sliced Ribeye, Onion & Cheddar

Philly Cheesesteak $13

Sliced Ribeye, Green Pepper, Mushroom, Onion & Provolone

Double Philly $17

Sliced Ribeye, Green Pepper, Mushroom, Onion & Provolone

Chicken Philly $14

Grilled Chicken, Green Pepper, Mushroom, Onion & Provolone

Shrimp Po-Boy $15

Fried Shrimp, Cabbage, Onion, Bang Bang & Pepper-Jack

Hootie Hoagie $15

Grilled Chicken, Bacon, Onion, Ranch & Pepper-Jack

Portobello Cheesesteak $13

Portobello Mushroom, Green Pepper, Onion & Provolone

Tofu Cheesesteak $13

Fried Tofu, Green Pepper, Mushroom, Onion & Provolone

Chicken Sandwiches

Chicken Sandwiches are Served with Fries, Hash Browns or Onion Rings.

Buffalo Chicken Ranch $12

Fried Chicken Tenders, Buffalo & Ranch on Toast

Chicken Sandwich $13

Fried Chicken Breast, Lettuce, Tomato, Onion & Pimento Cheese on a Brioche Bun

Chicken Melt $14

Grilled Chicken Breast, Bacon, Onion, Mayo. Mustard & Provolone on Toast

Chicken Club $15

Grilled Chicken Breast, Bacon, Ham, Lettuce, Tomato & Mayo on Toast

Baskets

Baskets are Served with Fries, Hash Browns or Onion Rings.

Fish & Chips $12

Beer-Battered Swai & Hush Puppies with Malt Vinegar & Bang Bang

Hush Puppy Basket $8

Hush Puppies with Bang Bang

Shrimp Basket $14

Fried Shrimp & Hush Puppies with Bang Bang

Frank’s Hot Dogs $12

Two All-Beef Hot Dogs with Crockpot Chili, Mustard & Onion

Chicken Baskets

Chicken Baskets are Served with Fries, Hash Browns or Onion Rings.

Available Plain or Tossed in Buffalo, Carolina BBQ, Granby-Style Dry Rub, Hot, Lemon Pepper Dry, Lemon Pepper Wet, Sweet Chili, Teri-Hot or Teriyaki with Blue Cheese, Honey Mustard or Ranch.

Chicken Nugget Basket $10 (6)

Chicken Tender Basket $12 (3)

Wing Basket $14 (6)

Kids Menu

Kids Meals Come With a Drink, Unseasoned Fries & a Scoop of Chocolate or Vanilla Ice Cream.

PB&J $8

Grilled Cheese $8

Hot Dog $8

Chicken Nuggets $8

Dessert

Ice Cream $4

A Double Scoop of Chocolate or Vanilla Ice Cream with Powdered Sugar & Chocolate Syrup

Deep-Fried Double Stuffs $8

Four Double Stuff Oreos with Powdered Sugar & Chocolate Syrup

Drinks

Coffee, Tea or Soda $3